Welcome to the first installment of Wickedness Abounds.
Mondays will be dedicated to wicked things, people or creatures. So for the first post I would like to pose a question:
What do Demons do when they are not plotting world domination? We all know that Demons want to be in charge of us: our souls, and basically the whole world. But, what do they do for their down time? Even Demons can’t operate 24/7 without having a little vacay. So where do they go and what do they do?
Is there a club med for demonic folk? Some place warm and sunny where they can let it all hang out. Laying on the beach catching a few rays and drinking little fruity drinks with umbrellas in them. Or do they like to catch a wave or snorkel?
Everyone is so worried about a zombie invasion. That soon zombies will be all over us like white on rice. But, I believe that this is a ruse. That demons will actually be the problem we will have to face. Just as soon as they get off of vacation. Where ever that is. So if you are going to a tropical getaway and you see someone slathering on spf 1 then steer clear. They may be a demon or they may be an IRS agent. Because even an IRS agent uses sunscreen!
(No demons or IRS agents were quoted in the making of this blog.)
So, what do you think? Do we have to worry about Demons on the beaches in Tahiti or Hawaii? Will the zombie invasion ever be exposed as a cover-up for demon domination? Or will the IRS ever reveal themselves to be denizens of another dimension? Tell me how you would protect yourself from a demonic overthrow?
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