Welcome to Wickedness Abounds!
Zombies are coming. The Zombie Apocalypse on twitter (#zombieapocalypse) has quite a following. They give out great ideas on how to survive. Like places that you can easily defend while waiting for the invasion to be over.
But no one ever talks about the Demons. If Zombies are going to make an appearance what will happen to the Demons that live among us? Demons vs. Zombies. Who would win? Let’s break it down.
Demons have powers. Different demons, different powers. Most of their powers are strength, magic and cunning. They can get your name signed to a contract faster than a used car salesman. Then your soul and paycheck are theirs. Some could say that they pose as real estate agents. And I would have to agree on that as well. So cunning, is definitely something that a demon has in spades. Magic is anywhere from spells, to flaming balls of fire or instant death at a touch.
Zombies have one goal. To eat you. They are not out for world domination. Couldn’t tell a joke to save their undead life. And try to have a conversation with one? Not happening. Besides “brainzzzzzzz” their vocabulary is pretty much grunts and screams of hunger.
But, Zombies could actually win because they are single-minded in their approach to what they want. Demons can be swayed to our side with just the right amount of persuasion. Look at how many work for peanuts as IT help desk people. So if I had to pick a winner in the Demon vs Zombie, cage match, reluctantly I would have to pick Zombies. Because everyone knows that they multiply like dust bunnies. Demons would then take over after all of the eating was done.
Who do you think would win? Which scares you the most Demons or Zombies? And can we really expect to stay safe in a Wal-Mart? What would be your defense against a demon?
Thanks for stopping by – pardon me while I go look for my holy water…….